|| satisfied.. for now ;)
oh fuck i think this was a bad idea. it wasn't even my idea. thanks a lot, vince.
i don't know what to write.. what do you want to hear about?
my conquests, my fabulous dress sense, my philosophy on life, the story of my traumatic childhood..?
forget that. my journal, my world, my life: you can sit there and read what i want you to.
so, my life... a night in my life:
starts and ends in canal street. it's my home. literally. saves time ;)
anyway, we go out - we being me, vince and any other sad bastards he rounds up - we dance, we drink, and we cop off.. well, some of us do :p
some of us.. *cough*vince*cough* think sex is something they invented for porno films.. although to be fair, vince's idea of porn is a director's cut of dr who.. he's the only person in the world who gets a hard-on from hearing the word tardis.. tardis. tardis. tardis.
ah, dont look at me like that, you know you love me really :p
where was i... oh yeh, drink, dance, cop off. over and over, every single night forever. that's my life.
last night... was a good one ;)
'that blonde bloke' was - for your information vince tyler - a fucking incredible shag..
although it nearly didnt happen, thanks to our little friend. turned up at my door. again.
his timing is almost as good as yours.. we're in the bedroom, ive just got his trousers down (although celine dion boxers! you can never tell..) anyway, buzzer goes, he has to get it 'cause ive got my mouth full.. it's 'some kid for you'... some kid turns out to be the one and only boy wonder.
at two in the fucking morning.. anyway, i stick a pacifier in his mouth, stick him in a cab and send him home to bed..
jesus, you'd think the boy would take the hint.. maybe next time i'll take him upstairs, let him play with the big boys... if you can't beat them....
so what if he's fifteen. dont know why everyone keeps going on about it. he's not a child. god, when i was his age.. even saintly vince wasnt much older.. 16.. although he'll try and tell you it was 14.
he's lying. i remember. he phoned me and told me all about it about 30 seconds after.. fuck, you really cant do anything without me, can you ;)
hm, better go, ive got company and he's waking up...
you know what, vince, this might not have been a totally crap idea after all ;)